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A woman peace campaigner was exploring caves by the beach when she stumbled upon a very old lamp bottle. The woman picked up the bottle and proceeded to rub some of the grime off of it. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a genie appeared from the bottle!

“Are you a genie?” she asked.

“Yes.”

“Does this mean I get three wishes?”

“You only get one wish.”

“Only one?”

“Yes. So what do you wish for?”

There was no hesitation from the woman who had dedicated her life to the cause of peace.

“I want peace in the Middle East,” she said. ” I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and vice-versa. I want it to be the start of world harmony.”

The genie thought for a moment…

“Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years and I’m out of shape after being in a bottle for thousands of years. I’m good but not that good! I’m sorry, but I’m afraid it can’t be done. Please make another wish”

The woman thought for a minute.

“Well, I’ve never been able to find the right man for my life,” she said. “You know, a man that’s considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, adores kids and is brilliant in bed, gets along with my mum, doesn’t watch football all the timeand is faithful.

The genie thought for a moment, let out a sigh and said, “Let me see about that peace in the Middle East thing…”

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