Is your name Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be.

Hi, my name is Justin… Justin Credible.

I misplaced my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me?

A woman peace campaigner was exploring caves by the beach when she stumbled upon a very old lamp bottle. The woman picked up the bottle and proceeded to rub some of the grime off of it. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a genie appeared from the bottle!
“Are you a genie?” she asked.
“Yes.”
“Does this mean I get [...]

Here are my some of my dont-go-there online dating profiles -
Don’t announce how terrible it is to being reduced to trying an online dating site. Everybody who is reading your profile is single and on an online dating site!
Don’t write tagline’s to do with Brigit Jones or Mr Darcy. Its been done to death.
Cut out [...]

Amazingly an acquaintance of mine, who was on an online dating site, did exactly that.  The man smiling at her from over the blue ”modesty-covering” paper bedecking her lower half was also the man known to her only as ‘P’ online! Neither person had the slightest idea who the other was.
So did she go out [...]